This is based on the use of the words pain, drugs, dead, hell, death, dangerous, suck, sex, & bomb.
I guess none of the programmers over there has ever given birth to a baby, living or dead? Cause trust me dudes, it's painful, I want drugs, dead babies are hell, risking death to deliver is dangerous, Bataan death march sex to concieve a living one sucks, and yes I am a bombshell, a damn fine sexy mommy bombshell in fact.
I'm disappointed. Pain, dead and poop only made me PG-13. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
ReplyDeleteSo, is that better or worse than my "R" rating? I said "fuck" a lot.
ReplyDeleteFuck is one my most often used words in real life. I tried the blog rating thing and it rated me PG. I guess I better start swearing more on my blog.
ReplyDeleteSo, tell me, what is your favourite vibrator?? I will tell you if you tell first. ;)
MR, the Pocket Rocket is the best on the market, IMO. It could raise the dead, or the menopausal for that matter, hehe. Works alone or with hubby, and takes all the death march out of Bataan. I hear the Rabbit is good, but it's more of a solitary pursuit I hear. There's a new one out, golden egg or something? I have to go shopping again, methinks.
ReplyDeleteSoooo? Your faves?
Damnit! I only got an R. I guess hurting bitches, even to the point of torture, as you fuck isn't so bad if you're not doing drugs. Or is that too cynical of me?
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*Frantically writes down all the words necessary to up my rating.*
ReplyDeleteAurelia...I am chuckling reading not just your post but you comments too. What I love about you is that you hide nothing! :)
ReplyDeleteYou know what I've been thinking? Those of us who did this rating thing, and mention the words that got us our ranking, are going to get an even stricker rating in future because those words just increased when we mentioned what they based the rating on! Guess we should get those guys on that site to rethink the way they do their thing huh? ;)
ReplyDeleteThis is making me laugh:) Thank you for the post and the comments (still waiting to hear back from MR).
ReplyDeleteI got distracted by this rating thing myself, testing out different words to see what it would recognize. It seems to me that sex-related words are more heavily weighted than "violent" words. I don't know if it filters the comments, too. If so, you may be up to an NC-17 rating by now.
Oh, great big DUH here! For some reason I thought you were rated R. There's no rating beyond where you already are:)
ReplyDeleteOh, and I was was proud of my "R." And I've never used a Pocket Rocket, Rabbit, or golden egg type product - naive I am I suppose.
ReplyDeleteHeh, my blog was also rated NC-17, because I said 'hell', 'pain', 'dead', and, hilariously, 'slap'. And I only said 'slap' the once, I promise.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm sure I swore quite a lot. I wonder why it so delicately turned its face from the f-words scattered so liberally about my latest post?
The new bed sounds fantastic.
I have yet to try a pocket rocket. I might have to. . .
ReplyDeleteMy favourite toy is an actual massager that plugs into the wall. My hubby bought it at Ze.llers of all places!
That's mine too MR!
ReplyDeleteI've called it 'old faithful'...had it for years.
Thank you Sears.
...though I do have another which gets seldom used.
ps. my bog is clean...I got a G.
ReplyDelete(all my religious family read...had I a page with a password though who'd know what I'd let slip)
Jennifer, where IS your blog? I clicked on your name and didn't see it on your blogger ID. Do I already know it, but it just isn't connected to this ID?
ReplyDeleteYou go, you bad ass you. :)
ReplyDeleteLadies, I highly recommend the ruby ring. It's a couples toy, but oh, it's fun. :)
My blog is PG, because I mentioned "drugs" (probably IF drugs, ooh dangerous).
ReplyDeletehuh...that is odd. I'll investigate that later when I have more time.
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